Here's what to do:
1. Dim whatever lighting you can.
2. Make sure your computer speakers are on. If you have crappy ones or you're using a laptop, plug in a set of headphones. Boost the sound just a little.
3. Get really comfortable.
4. Click here.
5. Let it load.
6. Close your eyes.
It's a sample of Ken Nordine's Word Jazz. It's like nothing you've ever heard.
Realize your fantasies. . .