How to Stare With Your Ears. . .

Here's what to do:

1. Dim whatever lighting you can.

2. Make sure your computer speakers are on. If you have crappy ones or you're using a laptop, plug in a set of headphones. Boost the sound just a little.

3. Get really comfortable.

4. Click here.

5. Let it load.

6. Close your eyes.

7. Listen.

It's a sample of Ken Nordine's Word Jazz. It's like nothing you've ever heard.

Realize your fantasies. . .